"The girls all wear a different shade of lipstick. Guys have to get as many shades as possible on their dicks.
The girls will line up on their knees and the guys will go around the group getting different colour rings so
it looks like a rain bow on their dick."- The Sunday Age May 17 2009
That is word for word, what was published in the age. What school you think they go to?
(coach): Jackson 5, Jackson 5, (Jackson get 5 meters away from the player or you give them a free hit)
Teammate: Is that your favourite band?
Thirds hockey is so win.
His helmet makes him look ten years younger. Instead of looking forty, he looks 25. –Football player.
His helmet makes my IQ lower by 15 points, from 40 to 25. It is a scientific fact that as a general rule, the higher team you are in the lower your intelligence.
oh
right thats a penis
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thats sharp –Raymond, (MSN conversation)
warning, may contain sharp objects
“Why do all Asians have small pencil cases?” James Kieltyka
Seriously look around you, all self-respecting intelligent Asians have small pencil cases. Graphics calculators cannot fit inside them.
A story inspired me to draw this.
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