So, last Wednesday to Friday I had the pleasure of attending Christian Living Camp. For me it was a chance really to get away from an average 3 hours of maths a day, and meet some new people.
For those of you who don’t, know I go to a guy’s school. Which means we don’t get to socialise with girls very often. This camp had a class from Loreto Mandeville Hall coming which meant Girls! You could see why everyone might have been looking forward to this camp. Here are the highlights (and lowlights) for before, after and during the camp.
“Jackson, do you think we should bring our mathematical methods books to camp?”- Nathan Harding Year 11 Methods 3/4 Student.
*face palm* To be honest however if we had a SAC on Monday I would have brought mine.
At the rock climbing wall
Me: Barry climb up the wall without legs and I’ll give you a Tim Tam
Barry climbs up without hands (…)
Me: Abseil down with legs!
He didn’t btw.
I’m halfway up the wall and I’m stuck
Everyone: “Jackson use the yellow step!”
Me: “But I’m trying to it with only green”
Everyone: OH!
I was focking stuck up there for 5 minutes.
I was asked to speak about my family. I prepared a speech *cough* but I forgot to print it out. So I do what I do best, make funny lame jokes (…) at my own expense
Joke 1: So, my generation is the ABC generation. It means Australian Born Chinese. It is also typical of the extraordinary English ability that we posses.
B+Exam English boys.
Joke 2: Any Math test below 95% and you’re a FAILURE.
Joke 3: We have a 5 kilogram of rice in the pantry which eat every night with chopsticks
Joke 4: So arguments arise from the tea leaves being left in too long.
I only got the last one just now. I totally didn’t mean it that way. I was like, it wasn’t that funny.
Then we had to make face masks using plaster. Inadvertently some of the faces got into our hair or ears which the girls found particularly angst about.
Girl (who probably prefers to remain unnamed): Maybe we should have a communal shower.
Don’t plant any ideas into our heads.
The next one happened whilst two a guy and a girl was playing the card game spit.
Me: Don’t like her get on top of you!
Girl:… *laughs*
Guy: cringes
Everyone: looks at me
Me: What…
Showers. There was no pressure.
Me: you have to hug the wall to get water on you.
Guy in other shower block: How does the wall hug you back?
sigh. I reckon it was the best camp I’ve ever had. CLC-2009 Taylor’s class + Barry
Ok names for the comic. The Nerd’s Anthony, and the his female friend is Sarah. The guy in teal is their hockey coach and the orange guy is the nerd’s best friend.
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