So I had the absolute pleasure of being invited to Loreto Mandeville Hall.
So it all started about a month before. You Well apparently someone thought I was funny on camp and asked me on the Monday after CLC to go with her to her formal.
So for the next few weeks I endured absolute shit about being asked.
"So, did she bump her head when she asked you?"
"You sure it wasn't a prank call?"
"You sure you weren't dreaming?"
The day before, I figured it might not be too smart to wear the same thing to two formal/social
"Nah, you're a guy no one is gonna care."
Guys don’t care about how they look.
Day of the formal I figure out that I might have difficulties with the etiquette at dinner (because I have no idea what I’m doing at formal dinners.) Dean gave me some advice. "... and make sure you spread the butter with your finger
I get news that Tom Kelly and Daniel Libbararly (something) would be at the pre gathering with me! WOMG! I WOULDN'T BE ALONE! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY. But guess who’s late and leaves me in a room with girls I don’t know very well? So I had to pull out some charming jokes.
Girl: We got 6 hours to prepare.
Me: What? What do you need 6 hours for?
Girl: Oh you know, hair, make up, etc etc How long did you spend?
Me: *ponders* I had a shower. (smooth)
So all the girls had all these really high heels.
Me: So height over comfort right?
Girls: Obviously. God.
Group photos, couple photos no dramas. except I forgot my camera.
Me: OMG I FORGOT MY CAMERA
Girl: Don’t worry just get it off Facebook.
I DO NOT OWN A FACEBOOK. ANY FACEBOOK WHICH CLAIMS TO BE JACKSON CHEN IS NOT ACTUALLY JACKSON CHEN.
So on the trip there, we had what must have been one of the best car conversations one will ever have going to a formal. It was me and my date, with Libba and his date. Guess what the topic turned to? Pokemon. Fkn Pokemon.
Libba: Jackson, you’re so fkn bad at pokemon, I’m banning you from the Johto and the Hoenn Region.
Me:…
My partners thoughts: oh. my. god.
Guess who wasn’t in the conversation during the car trip?
So I get there and I see the photographer.
Me: OMFG WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE HER, WHY THE F!@# DOES IT HAVE TO BE FKN HER! WHY CAN’T IT BE SOMEONE GOOD?
My partner: um.. Jackson…
Me: I said that a bit loud didn’t I.
My partner: yeah just a bit.
To be continued :D
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