What type of person are you if you do _____ as a 3/4 subject

by Saturday, October 03, 2009 0 comments

So with everyone’s 3/4’s coming up, I thought i’d a little piece on the 3/4 subjects and how everyone enjoys it. Here’s the first 5. If you want to add something feel free to give me a shout.

Mathematical Methods

For those who are truly obsessed about the subject we see everything as a possible mathematical problem. Balloon’s: related rates of change. Path of a ball: parabola. Wheels on a car and we instantly think y=sin (x). We’re the idiots who see maths everywhere in life. And by the life of me I don’t regret it (me)

Accounting

You more than likely did accounting 1/2 last year. Perhaps out of all the subjects you are most concern with detail.  At a small business you are already running calculations in your head about its profits. Sale of non current assets not for cash makes you cry to no end. (Declan Hutchins )

Biology

Biology. Your fascination with the body has brought you into a subject where you understand the process of going to the toilet! Every time you put a vegetable to you mouth, you think about all the work the poor plant has gone through to do photosynthesis and how the enzymes in your body will break it down so that you can use the amino acids and absorb glucose. (Gab Sgro, CAUSE JONATHAN FOCKN CHOI WAS FOCKN ON!)

Language

Your parents come from a country where that language is spoken. You are completely fretting about your upcoming oral which topics range from pandas and ancient Greek Philosophers. You spend a morning of your weekend (or friday night) studying this language for the last 10 years or so. (anyone wanna add to this)

 

Business management

For most people Business is the subject where the revision involves nothing more than copying the glossary from the text book into your workbook.

Most business kids try to find ways to relate conversations or situations to business in an attempt to show off their advanced vocab. Teacher yells at you, 'wow, autocratic assw..' Or if you’re like me you take the JIT approach to revision. We know all about unfair dismissal so we know what we can get away with without being fired from out jobs. (Darius Family)

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