So we're organizing movies to see Avatar. Thomas really doesn't want to go see it.
Thomas: But then I'll need to organise a lift...
Me: Just ask Blair to give you a life.... I meant lift...
Avatar becomes the highest grossing film. It was actually a typo.
Second day of the Chemistry Lectures at TSFX
Lecturer: So I once taught the state dux. One day he and his friend were walking past Merton Hall (Melbourne Girls Grammar). There was the school crest out the front and below it was in Latin "Nisi Dominus Frustra"
Friend to dux: Hey you're smart, what's that mean in English
Dux of the state: "Making the wives of Tomorrow, Today"
I fkn lost it, it was just too good. It actually means, "Without the lord all is in vain"
So I'm playing Chess with Vincent, and just as I was about to win, my mouse orgasms and places my castle so that he won. I wanted a draw, he wanted to start fresh
The following is from the an article regard the pokemon series. It is based on a theory, that Ash is in a coma throughout entire pokemon series.
The accident with the bike put Ash into a coma.
Brock is Ash’s repressed sexuality.
James (team rocket) is implied homosexuality (which does not necessarily make Ash homosexual)
Pikachu represents Ash’s humanity
Charmander represents his sex drive
The full article can be found http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2009/04/09/pokemon-explained/
*"THIS ISN'T LIKE LAST NIGHT
*JUST BECAUSE THERE WAS A BLACKOUT
*DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BE LIKE JAEDONG AND WIN THE MATCH DUE TO REFEREE
*YOU HAVE TO FUCKING REMATCH"
The South Korean Starcraft MSL league was pretty much decided when during a game that they were playing there was a black out. I don't see how it completely related but w/e
Because I fkn forgot my final quote, I'm gonna post a short 10 second video which was quite amusing
Guy on exercise ball win - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFD1gzCy0lA
Wow!
School starts in a week... next post will be about that!
~Hijacker~
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