Shoutout to Jonathan Calleja! Great party really had lots of fun!
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The common expression is "looks like a bomb hit it."
Guys go upstairs to get corsages. I punch artist about 20 times. Go back down stairs. AWKWARD MOMENT ENSURES AS WE GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING OR WHAT THE GIRLS EXPECT.
Formal Part 2 - Pre's
The Day of the Formal 12 hours out
I went and got a corsage. Conversation went like this
Florist: "What type of corsage would you like?"
Me: "I don't really mind as long as its blue."
Florst: "Um... well we don't really have any blue flowers."
Me: "So is that a no?"
Florist: "Well yes."
Guys like it when girls talk to them straight. Don't force us to do the thinking or find the implied answer. We're kind of bad at that.
My 2 cents.
Me: "That's Ok" (wasn't like I had much choice)
I wasn't sure whether I should have gone to sport that morning. It was ended up to be a scoring frenzy as we didn't have any full time full-backs except me. We won 9-4 or something against Carey. I was furious at some of the goals that got by me and my glasses broke.
Get home. Mum's got friends over. Mum was all like: "CUT YOUR HAIR!"
Me: "No!"
Mum: "Cut you hair!"
Me: "I'll make it less thick."
The guest who we had over used to be a professional hair dresser. So we pulled out the hair clippers and the buzz cutters and we cut. It turned out to be pretty nice.
I literrally were chucking dumplings into my mouth and then swallowing as fast I could. Went and had a shower e.t.c. I had to get the house ready by 3. It was frantic running around.
Then...
Puppetmaster calls.
"O hai Jackson. We're going to be late."
Man this was actually take 2 hours before formal.
3:20 - 4 hours till the Formal
Finally the guys arrived. We had told our partners to get there around 4:00 to 4:30. When my friends got to my place I told them where they could have a shower and do their hair and what not. I had to pick up my corsage so me and puppetmaster went out to Ashburton shop.
I'll be honest with you I was pretty disappointed with my Corsage. You can't have everything in life.
Sorry M if you were disappointed as well. In my defence I'm not good at this kind of thing.
Meet up with puppetmaster at the local IGA.
Me: "So what else do people eat at a party?"
Unable to decide we just bought random stuff. He suggested Apple Cider. Go back to my house. Go to room.
The artist surveys the damage he did. You can see the corsages in the bottom right
3:40 3 hours till Formal
The common expression is "looks like a bomb hit it."
Well, I don't think that's accurate enough.
It looked like a nuclear bomb hit it. Clothes were strewn everywhere. Hair products were all over the bathroom. Coloured liquid from god know's what was across the shower floor. My bedroom itself had about a million pieces of rubbish lying around.
It was pretty chaotic for most of the next hours. Here's some of the more epic quotes.
Artist: "Hey Jackson what's the time"
Me: "An hour till 6."
Artist: "So 5 oclock?"
Me: "Well yes."
Hey I was pretty tense alright so back off. It actually took them all an hour to prepare. Took me about 5 minutes to get changed. I must say when the girls started arriving we all started activating that haste rune.
Puppetmaster: Hey Jackson I need a hairdryer
Me: "Use a towel"
Puppermaster: IT's not for my hair, I showered in my Jocks."
GUESS WHAT HE WAS DOING FOR THE NEXT HALF HOUR OR SO?
:P
Leader: Jackson let me do your hair
Me: no my hair is chemical free
Leader: Don't you want to look like me?
Me: No.
Sorry Leader, we all admire you, but no one wants to look like you. XD.
Leader turned hair dresser
Pimp: Hey Jackson can we use the balcony.
Me: yeah sure...
Pimp: it's locked...
Me: palm face.
I really wanted to use it as well. The sunset from my balcony is the shit.
Bio 50 boy here's your epic image.
50 in bio gets the Asian ladies!
Image courtesy of one of the best MS paint artist in the world. His blog can be found at http://feichanghaoblog.blogspot.com/. He's awesome. Go on his blog. DO IT.
Everyone started arriving with partners. The general consensus and most awesomest comment is.
Me: Do that Clapping hair thing in my bathroom.
Asians do their hair by clapping chemicals onto their scalp.
"Hey Jackson Nice Garden."
Yes gtfo. I said I had a nice house, not a nice garden.
Me: Oi Pimp go eat some food.
Pimp: Why me
Me: Because none of the girls are going to do anything unless you do it first.
Everyone goes down to eat food. I was right. None of them did anything until pimp went downstairs. They all luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv you. pimp.
What makes guys really happy. When partners arrive on time. I wouldn't have been shitting as many bricks.
JUST SAYING M.
Happy people!
Artist walks in as M is changing.
Yes. I dedicated one whole line to that entire incident.
NO NOT REALLY.
She comes down. I introduce her to all my friends. Even though I didn't know half their names. Then she goes absolutely with no trace of a blush.
So who walked in on me?
Artist winces blushes like no tomorrow and apologizes most profusely.
Biscuit?
Guys go upstairs to get corsages. I punch artist about 20 times. Go back down stairs. AWKWARD MOMENT ENSURES AS WE GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING OR WHAT THE GIRLS EXPECT.
WHEN THE STRAWHAT HEROS ARE IN TROUBLE. WE LOOK TO OUR LEADER.
Leader heroed it.
Puppetmaster takes >20 images as Pimp opens the box to his epic corsage.
She loved it. Corsage make girls really happy. They spend ages looking at it and fiddling with it. Get one.
I'm really not sure what happen, but we took some pretty awesome photos. Enya's dad is pretty handy with the camera.
I have no idea why we're not all in the right places.
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