Angry Asian Antsy Rant

by TastyJack Tuesday, September 27, 2011 0 comments

Life is but fleeting
A burst before burning

Well these holidays has been quite interesting in the sense that I've done very little productive and gone out way too much to the point where I need to start drinking multiple cans of V to keep myself alive. I'm also coughing up flem and my nose is permanently blocked from the hay fever.

I know right, my life sucks.

Nah, not really, these holidays have been amazing. There was the nerd party on Thursday was fun as well the movies night at Susan's the night after. Working has been highly enjoyable to the point where heading into work is like an escape from the otherwise packed weeks.

In between I've been trying to catch up with my lectures that I've missed particularly Physics. God, I hate physics. Physics make 0 sense. Especially electricity.

OH HAI, THIS IS EMF AND I HAVE THIS FORMULA. BUT YOU CAN ONLY USE THIS FORMULA IF THE QUESTIONS SAYS YOU CAN OTHERWISE YOU CAN'T AND HAVE TO USE ANOTHER FORMULA

Or you can spend 5 minutes to derive the right formula. Derp.

Last night I went bowling with the same group of friends that I always go bowling with. We've been bowling for 2 years once or twice every holidays/long weekend/break e.t.c. We play 3 games for 15 dorahs and spend the night catching up, laughing and shenanigans.

I got 77 in my first game. SEVENTY SEVEN. My average is usually like 100. Imagine, if I got 77 on a test and went home and told my parents...

Well lets just say I wouldn't be writing this blog right now.

I was so angry, I couldn't get my bowling motion right, and I had these obnoxiously large shoes. (My shoe size is 8, and bowl with a 12 pound ball.) It too me two games to get my rhythmn right. Hell, if it was for my 19 point last frame I was on track to end up with 70. BUT ITS OK I GOT A 139.

Thomas also spent one of my 3 plays on the juke box to play 'Becoming Japanese.'

I wanted to nuke that juke box when he did that.

You know what else makes me angry. America. Seriously, what on earth is a mile and a foot.

O Hai THERE, I'M AN AMERICAN. WE'RE THE COOL CATS ON THE BLOCKS AND SO LIKE WE'RE GOING TO SYSTEM OF MEASUREMENT THATS NOT BASE 10 LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD. BECAUSE THAT MAKES US SPECIAL.

Yeah, really special.

And they call Autumn, fall. Why fall? Apparently because leaves fall from the trees. I suppose 'drop' would have been too dumb. Why not call spring 'bloom'?

Also my friend raise a good point why do free pens always come in black. Have you noticed that, all the pens that University gives you are always black and unless its like coloured pens then you could get a red one. But its never ever blue.

Racist.

Also how does fish and chips go together? In all seriousness. They don't quite rhyme. One comes from the sea, one come the group. But apparently if you put both of them in batter and then fry it in oil it becomes this awesome thing called fish and chips.

Polar Bears.

~TastyJacks~