TastyJack's Guide to Being Unfunny

by Sunday, December 11, 2016 0 comments
Do you struggle with being too funny? When you say something serious, does your friends laugh because they don't understand the concept of humor?

If you answered yes, to either of those questions, then, oh boy, is this the post for you!

Being too funny is a really serious problem in today's society. Sometimes, funny people just aren't taken seriously and the views of comedians are just not heard.

Three simple rules will make you people take you seriously again.

1. When you say a joke, make sure you tell everyone it's a joke and make sure you explain the joke to them. It might not be obvious to everyone.

2. When you say a joke, make sure you laugh at your own joke. Scientist have found that laughing at your own jokes, makes the jokes less funny.

3. Assert dominance by maintaining eye contact after you say a joke. Do not waver or blink until they start laughing.

Combine, these three laws, (similar to Newton's Three Laws of Motion) are Jackson's Three Laws of Unfunny.

By doing the above, I guarantee everyone will take you seriously again.

~TastyJack~

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