Never let a white kid do your math homework- James Kieltyka
Otherwise you’ll just epic fail and lose all your marks.
Stephaniee: Ever had a rabbit?
Me: yes, I've had a few rabbits in my life time that's why I'm so jumpy =.=
Steph: They're so cuteeee. I had a white one. With a grey nose, tail and ears. And a paws.
Me: wait, oh this is gonna be awkward. I thought when you wrote had you meant ate. or eaten.
Steph: AHAHAHAHAHA What do they taste like?
Me: Rats.
The last bit was a joke, clearly as soon as you say had, you mean eaten. I mean who wouldn’t?
Limit of 30 tickets (Hot Mikado)
God damn it, but now everyone who wanted to watch it won’t be able to watch it.
Jackson: So I’m doing athletics after school today.
Dean: Asian’s have two types of muscles in their body. 50% for sprinting, 50% for running. Hence they’re bad at doing both and they’re only good at jogging.
Never, EVER TOTURE YOURSELF OVER ATHELTICS. I pulled a muscle spam etc etc. And ofc ending with a formal quote.
Guy 1: Would you tap her?
Guy 2 (walking past): who you’re sister, yeah I would.
*fist fight*
Comic 6
“When Math fails life”
1 comments:
Hi jack! I think your rabbit quote is lameeeeee, but then what else is new???
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