Hey guy! I'm sure school started for everyone by now. Hope you're all getting back into the mood of school and getting up to your alarm and enjoying.
BECAUSE I KNOW I'M NOT!
fml. Here are your quotes :D
Guy: Hey Jackson, what do you think about my girl?
Me: Who is it?
Guy: Look on my profile
Me: (*checks*) I know her man....
Guy: I know....
Me: Why ask for?
Guy: Clearly my question was meant in a completely different manner. You're too morally sound
I then thought for a few minutes before finally understanding what he meant.
Me: dude my facebook page says I'm in a relationship with mathematical methods. I don't think I can talk.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000285521308&ref=ts <-- for anyone who's doing CAS this year. I do not control this page. Fuk... believe me!
Exercise 1.1 Question 6 Physics Textbook.
Phil dropped a tomato and a golfball from a height of 2 metres. The tomato splattered and golf ball bounced.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK. I'm so glad I do physics just so I can learn... TOMATOES SPLATTERS WHEN DROPPED FROM A HEIGHT OF 2 METERS.
Teacher: Jonathan you're captain of the Seconds, Jackson you're vice-captain (walks off)
Me: (puts out hand for handshake) congratulation captain!
Jonathan: ...
Jonathan: Teacher is a arsehole
I fkn lolled.
So everyone remember's Ashley (male) from last week. Well this was a recent status update.
"was absolutely honoured today to be inaugurated as house captain and presented with colours in an envelope baring my name SPELT THE FREAKING GIRLS WAY!"
Congrats mate. Bruce could not have picked a better leader.
Year 7 math student: Why do we round up when a number ends in 5?
Another (frustrated at the speed of the teaching): BECAUSE SOME OLD GUY SAID SO!
Surprisingly it wasn't me.
~Golduck~
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