Quotes 22- What you have a life? Outside School?

by TastyJack Saturday, February 13, 2010 2 comments

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Speaking of people out there...

Its Valatines day tommorow. This blogger wants to know whether it will have any scignificance in your life? For me nothing.

CHINESE NEW YEAR TODAY! WELCOME IN THE YEAR OF THE TIGER

Alright, here's your weekly fix...

Quotes 22

So I have a got a new tutor and she's from America. We were playing Scattegaries

Tutor: So one of the categories is cereals. You can name any type of cereal like Fruit

loops or Cornflakes or LUCKY CHARMS

Class erupts in spontaneous laughter.

So what do you want for breakfast? HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG BOWL OF LUCKY CHARMS. Americans...

So we were playing 40-40. After explaining the rules our tutor goes... "So this is like kick the can?"

HEY GUYS WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? I DON'T KNOW? LET'S PLAY KICK THE CAN!

Me: You can get 2 pizzas for like 10 bucks here

Teacher: Really? How?

Me: Well... you have 1 pizza and that costs 5 dollars then you get another pizza... and then that becomes 10 dollars

My Math's man so l337

Me: Man, you would know all this physics if you payed attention in class

Raymond Chiu: I pay attention in class, I just zone out a lot

What a come back. What a Come Back. How do you argue with logic like that?

Keenan's opponent in singles at start of the 3rd set: Let's Rally.

Oh the pun.

MATCH REPORT. St Kevins Won Against The Scotch. 9-3.

13th of February was significant for many reason. It was the day before Valatines day. (Keenan's broken heart.) It was Chinese New Year Eve (Significant to everyone except Nathan) It was also the first time SKC badminton played under the tutorlage of Tim, (Davin's doppleganger.)

After a 38 degree training on Tuesday, SKC seconds were expecting a much tougher week than their Xavier opponents (for ray and Davin they were hoping for easier.) Pre-match Doherty laid down his ultimatum"If I don't get a double game, I'm not showing up to training again." Jonathan Choi our fearless captain replied "That's a good thing."

SKC rocked up in their shiny new shirt, newly bought the previous day from Bob Stewarts.Indeed Manuel commented , "Jackson, do you think I need to get shirt changed?" After much debate, Jackson rocked up late, complaining about a fail bus which failed to stop. No one seemed to have noticed he was late. The odds for Jackson losing was 20-1

• Jackson played first single. After promptly losing the first set he started to use some intimidation tatics (yelling) and won the next two.
• Keenan Chiu lost his first set, before beating his opponent in two tight sets. In the post match interview, he commented "He was Scotch, it had to be done"
• Nathan's game was won in another close 3 set-encounter. When asked the main reason behind his winning powers he said "He underestimated the power of being white"
• After smashing his way to losing the second set, Raymond Chiu, in a self-reflection wrote "You can just chiu chiu train smash everything"
• Davin felt vastly superior than his fellow Kevinians commenting "I won in two sets"

Going into the doubles 6-2 (Manuel and Josh losing), St. Kevins were in an unassaible position.

• After hearing the epic amount of voice from Jackson, Ray and Davin chose to dissassociate themselve from him and did things "calm and collected like the cool kids." They lost for the second week in a row.
• Jackson and Nathan's game feature epic leaping and lifting from 1cm off the ground. Their opponent said later "They were like Jedi's"
• Keenan and Jonno were renamed to be the King of Dropserves after winning 8 straight points.

Jonathan bailed shortly after the team chat. "Mikhail set us lots of Checkpoints to do and i need to do my 9123 hours of study this weekend"

~Golduck~