Hey Guys! So I'm starting a new "series." The problem with quotes is my inability to put myself on it and really you don't get to see much about my own life. So "Jack-All" (name courtesy of Vincent) will be stuff from anywhere which I find interesting, funny, annoying or just blog-worthy.
So I'm on holidays now, and ah it's been pretty tiring. I've finally had a chance to watch Friends, and am halfway through season 3. Seriously considering taking a Gap Year next year, maybe travelling. So sick of school its actually not even funny. Anyone want to take it with me?
Went bowling on Thursday (Shoutout to Allan for organizing). Saw one of my very old friends from Chinese School. When I say Chinese School I actually mean Chinese School, the one I bailed from in year 5. Apparently our whole group of friends gave up on Chinese before VCE and I was the first one. Man, all we did back then would be copying off each other and playing Gameboy underneath the table. I'd get like 80 something for my test, no matter how hard I tried.
Good Friday saw me door knocking around Kew like usual. I think that's an appropriate place to start our new series.
Jack All 1 - The Smallest Things Can Have The Largest Effect
Organizer: So try and make conversation with the people you're asking for money.
Justin Wong to girl whilst asking for money: So ah... have you had breakfast yet?
Justin gets all the girls. His defense was "It was a girl"
Me: Barry, hurry up, stop talking, I want to get to MC (Melbourne Central) for KFC
*Get to Melbourne Central*
Barry: I'm so glad I hurried up. NOTHING'S OPEN
Term 1 report:Effort Specialist Maths - C
-.-. Oh I'm Sorry. WHAT THE HELL DID I DO WRONG?
Methods pickup line: I'm not an Asymptote, you can touch me.
You guys wish you could come up with stuff like that.
Jerome's wall post:
Jackson, last night I had a dream that you came doorknocking to my house selling chocolate for charity but I didn't have any money and then you said "Don't worry about money, I'll give you a block if you let me play a game of DotA on your computer." I woke up in laughter.
What's funny is that I deleted DotA during the term so I couldn't play it.
Keenan: Don't worry Zhong, he's out of mana
Zeus uses his ultimate killing Zhong
Zhong: ...
I laughed so hard
Girl pointing in the opposite direction where we were sitting: Hey that guy looks like a terrorist
Tom: How do you know them James?
James: ...
James man, we love you.
Untitled story: Chapter 2 - Homelife
In our last chapter, Anna and Dane spent their first day at school. Dane has a cross over Anna's head for borrowing "his" book, whilst Anna is getting bullied.
"Mum! I'm home!" Dane yelled throwing his bag onto the ground.
Silence
"MUM!"
Silence
"Typical" Dane muttered, out again.
Feeling a little depressed because he's family wasn't home Dane went to his computer. Flipping it on he went on MSN. A conversation popped up.
frankisfrank says: Hey man, how was your first day at school?
dreadfuldane says: bad man, this chick borrowed the book i wanted. fkn hate her
frankisfrank says: well i'm sure she borrowed it because she hates you, what book was it btw
dreadfuldane says: the rising light
frankisfrank says: so you mean only the most popular book out these holidays
dreadfuldane says: well... SHE TOOK MY BOOK
frankisfrank says: which is a perfectly acceptable reason why you should hate a complete stranger
dreadfuldane says: ...
frankisfrank says: hey make sure you come to hockey training tommorow, that premership is our this year. i g2g
dreadfuldane says: sure man cya there
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Hey Mum, I'm home!" Anna yelled.
"Hey honey, how's the new school?"
Pause
"Great Mum! It's just like the last one"
"That's great! Have you made any friends yet?"
Pause
"There's this really nice girl in art class... she's... nice ... I think. Oh, I have hockey tryouts tomorrow."
"Better get all your uniform ready then! Isn't that exciting"
"Oh yeah mum, real exciting"
~Golduck~
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