Jack All 2 - Blind Leaps of Faith

by TastyJack Thursday, April 08, 2010 2 comments

Hey Guys! Anyone who knows me well will know that I'm the most cautious person out there. Most things I do especially the ones that are even remotely important or risky I will plan out. In my head there's a way that I want to see it act out. '

At the end of the day, weighing up all the pros and cons of this one act takes the thrill out of the act itself. You probably get into trouble less, you probably will have a better day, but often you decide not to do it. And then you regret it, you try to justify it by all the things that could have gone wrong and everything that you you're jealous of you make excuses saying how it was bad.

Jack All 2 - Blind Leaps of Faith

(example)

MeWhat did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Person I'm talking to: HAHAHAH/ LOL

Me: I didn't find it that funny

Person: yeah me neither

Me: so why lol

Person: I didn't

If it isn't funny why do you type lol. Apparently a lot of people do this, and it god damn shatter my confidence in any jokes I make on MSN. Then it shatters my confidence at make jokes in real life. Then my life sucks.

So IF I SAY SOMETHING NOT FUNNY, DON'T GO LOL.

Guy:hockey teachers are female

Females know how to handle a stick

Boy would you guys be surprised as to who said that

Jackson: Hard Times is Good man

David Nguyen: Are you Cereal?

Cracked it laughing, absolutely lost it. Cereal, are you dumb as cereal?

Girl: How do you know him?

So: Jack? He's Asian man.

Girl: So? (pun)

Jack: All Asian know each other man

Girl: ...

So: Man we have this secret underground bunker where we all hang out

Jack: It's awesome man

So: I should take you down there some time.

All Asians know each man, we can speak to each other in Asian through our Asian minds.

What could he say? That all his life he had dreamed of finding love, and that she was the embodiment of that dream? That everyday since he had met her she had been in her heart ? Then when he fell asleep at night her face had shimmered in his mind, and upon waking his first thought was of her?

This was from David Gemmell's final book, (he died writing it.) It is a thought from King Helikon to Andromache, wife of Achilles. Love is fickle and its pureness is always in question.

School Ties: The Hockey

Previous part can be found at hyperwater.easyjournal.com

Mrs. Parson roared "Alright, line up I'm going to sort you into teams for a practice game. Looks like we'll have two teams one for boys and one for girls"

The cohort wearily moved their feet...

"MOVE"

Anna jumped. She went with the girls and they all stood in a line.

"1,2 ... 1,2 .. 1,2" Parson walked along numbering off the boys then numbering off the girls.

"But miss, there's too many defenders on this team"

"LEARN TO PLAY OTHER POSITIONS THEN!" she roared again.

Frank was separated from Dane, Anna was on Frank's team.

"Anna, what position do you play?" Frank asked.

"Half-back, I can push up to midfield if you want..." Anna replied.

"Nah, that's alright stay in half-back. I'll be your inner."

The game started. It became clear that although the team had been chosen completely randomly they were very evenly matched. At half-time the score was tied at 1 a piece.

Frank puffed at the break "God Damn it, I can't break through their damn defense"

Anna asked a question "You want me to play higher?"

Frank replied "No, I need you to make sure Dane doesn't get past our defense..."

One of the fullbacks named Jamie said, "I'm sure we can hold the line if Anna pushed forward. She would have to run back quickly that's all."

"I'm not sure..." Frank was still reluctant.

Second half started and they were still in a stalemate. Both sides did not have good shots at goals. A minute was left in the game

"Frank, Anna needs to move up, she can get back in time," Jamie yelled.

"Fine! Anna carry the ball as far as you can before you past to me." Frank yelled

"Alright." Anna complied.

Dane was charging down the right flank, he had got past the half back's and was moving in for the shot. Anna seeing this began cutting off the angle. Dane confident in his ability didn't past to his team mate preferring to take on Anna himself.

He feinted left, Anna seeing it was a feint dropped down low to her, effectively trapping the ball. Anna had just got a clean turnover from the school start attacker.

"Foul!" Dane roared

There was ample free space in front of her and she dribbled half the field right down the middle. When finally confronted by a defender, she passed it off to Frank who was on her flank and completely open.

Frank cut through towards the middle. Anna kept running, the goalie charged Frank. Franked passed to Anna. With all 4 defenders bearing down on her at lightning speed, Anna had an open goal square.

The whole pitch collectively held their breath.

~Hijacker