Jack All 8 - Revenge is Best Never Served

by TastyJack Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1 comments

Hey guys! Well it's been quite a while since I last updated seriously.

So someone completely screwed me over last year and left me out to blank. Since my last update I was handed the same chance to return the favor. I must admit it was quite tempting. I could have screwed him over and it still wouldn't have been enough to repay him in full.
I probably should have taken the chance. He probably would think twice about screwing with me again and hell, I would have got a huge kick out of it. None of my friends would have thought any less of me.
But in the end, there's something more to life than just getting a kick to life. If all we live for is just for the kicks then we need to take a good hard look at ourselves. In the end I didn't take up that offer. In the end I gritted my teeth and just bore it. I pride myself on my integrity. He doesn't. Doesn't mean I shouldn't.

Jack All 8 - Revenge is Best Never Served

Year 7: I have a job. I'm a baby sitter.
Another year 7: You sit on babies!?
Dear god year 7's.

Fitting lady at Melbourne's Formal Wear: you're small
Me: I get that a lot

I've lost so much weight over this exam period its actually ridiculous. If I don't wear a belt my favorite pair of jeans is quite loose. I'm all skin and bone. I guess that's what stress does to me. I stop eating.

Yes, she was referring to my weight. Why what were you thinking?

F***, these formal invitation is shit, who the hell chose the font, who the hell choose the background, AND WHY IN F**** NAME IS THE SCHOOL LOGO GOD DAMN NOT EVEN IN THE MIDDLE.

I don't think it would be appropriate to put the invitation up on here. But believe me its bad. A week out and I hope all the drama are sorted. I thought last year had a lot of it...

VCE General Achievement Test instructions: you may keep the question booklet.

Yes, because we would love to keep the GAT. Because, wasting 3 hours of our lives wasn't enough. We would love to go through it again, and discuss all the awesome questions on it. And no, I did not comment on the background of the deep sea double colored page spread.

Friend 1: How much are they?

Friend 2: 53$

Friend 1: 50for 3? What do you need three for?

Friend 2: 53 dollars

Friend 1: What!?

To be continued...
School Ties
Anna turned the keys into her house.

"Mum! I'm home”

No answer.

"Mum!"

A note on the fridge

"Out doing some work, be home late, dinner in the kitchen”

"Again!" Anna grumbled.

Anna stomped her way to her room dumped her bag unceremoniously on her ground. Still grumbling she logged onto to her computer.

DreadfulDane: Hello!

AntyAnna: How did you get my email

DreadfulDane: I know people

AntyAnna: right ... so you’re talking to me now?

DreadfulDane: What do you mean?

AntyAnna: nvm

DreadfulDane: right, anyway about this gang

AntyAnna: you mean the one you were in

DreadfulDane: um… yes.

AntyAnna: what about it?

DreadfulDane: Well I think we should form our own gang.

Anna fell of her seat.

DreadfulDane: u there?

AntyAnna: WHAT?

DreadfulDane: well they're going to be back soon and pissing the town off again

Anty Anna: So? Let someone else deal with it?

DreadfulDane: well you kind of have to involved after you threw your hockey stick at them.

AntyAnna: What was I suppose to do? Let them mug me?

DreadfulDane: Well yeah... that's generally the plan

AntyAnna: ... That reminds me, you owe me a hockey stick

DreadfulDane: that sounded wrong

AntyAnna: ...

DreadfulDane: yes… my bad.

AntyAnna: So who else is going to be in this gang?

DreadfulDane: well I was thinking... the rest of the hockey team...

AntyAnna: What? And call ourselves the stickybandits?

DreadfulDane: That's pretty dreadful.

AntyAnna: So you're actually serious about all this?

DreadfulDane: You don't get it do you. When they were completely loose on the town you couldn't get bread from the bakery and make it home without getting mugged.

AntyAnna: and you were part of it?

DreadfulDane: haven't we established that? What does that matter?

AntyAnna: you're asking me to make a gang armed with hockey sticks to fight a gang that you use to be part off

DreadfulDane: well yes. But you put it in a very bad light

AntyAnna: you can see why I could have troubles with it

DreadfulDane: See it as neighborhood watch.

"Anna! I'm home!" said a voice from the front door.