A search of royal wedding comes up with 251 million hits. There is tipped to be 1 billion viewers.
Everyone's so excited! Yay! A royal wedding! It's like a fairytale. Girl meets prince. Falls in Love. Gets married. And the live happily ever after.
No.
Just Get Of My Television Screen.
Get the filthy ads off the TV.
Get rid of the 3 hour rolling coverage. On Every Channel. Seriously I need to find somewhere away from civilisation that Friday night.
I don't even understand how the coverage rolls. Seriously just think of that for a moment.
Poor girl even had to change her name. Kate, to Catherine.
Well, we all know who wears the pants in that relationship.
Imagine that Queen Kate.
I don't even understand why Australia cares. The distance between Melbourne and Westminister Abbey is 16922659 metres.
If you walked one metre a second without stopping it would take you 6 and a half months.
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE STILL CARE. ITS JUST SOME RANDOM CHICK MARRYING SOME GUY NAMED WILLIAM. THERE'S MILLIONS OF WILLIAMS AROUND THE WORLD. YOU DONT NEED TO SPENDS TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON IT. '
You know what Williams' official title is? His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of Wales, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter.
Imagine having to introduce yourself to kate. "O hai, my name is : His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of Wales, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter. but you can call me William" Then Kate would have been like. "O hai, I'm Kate."
William: "Is Kate short for something?"
Kate: "No."
William: "Oh, we're going to have to do something about that."
And an Order of the Garter. Wow, yeah I wouldn't be parading that around.
But don't worry theres plenty of other things for you to parade around.
And now I'm back to engineering.
~TastyJacks~
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