Short 9 - Asians and sleep

by Friday, September 03, 2010 2 comments
Hey guys! I haven't updated for a while so here goes.

I swear to god I have all these great ideas for my blog but when I finally clear my homework I have nothing to write. I'm really scraping the bottom when it comes to ideas now. If you have an idea give me a yell and I might just give a try :D.

So I've watched a lot of videos tonight. Found a few quotes which I really liked. From Jet Li's Epic movie Fearless

"Mastering others will make you stronger, but mastering yourself will make you fearless."


From Mulan II


"My duty is to my heart"


Both are admirable sentiments. Yeah... just wanted to share....

I might just rant, I haven't done that for a while. Year 12 <50 days. Yay! Get pumped. My aim is to do 1 engrish essay a day and 1-2 Specialist exam a day. Should be fun! Tension is running high and new friendships are formed :D. Hang in there guys!

I've been getting night terrors. Yes I sound like a 5 year old, but its not very fun. Just waking up in the middle of the night, bolt straight up and you're sweating all over. Sore throat lack of sleep and what not.

SAC day today! Was OK... did myself justice on the Engrish SAC. Specialist .... clueless.

Well, I think the person who reads this will know who this blog is for. Sorry I haven't been on much and can't talk to you :(. Come online soon!

The Secret Life of Asians - Sleep


Only Asians are allowed to make fun of other Asians. 






Asians some pretty ridiculous habits. One of them is sleeping patterns and habits. Most of my ABC friends at school and through family enjoy sitting in front of our laptop or computer or with a book or their phone into the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hours of the morning. God forbid, some of us even do Maths. *GASP*

I really don't know why we do this. For me its like a general cannot be bothered going to sleep. My (personal) theory is that we fall asleep faster if we're more tired. So why not just wait a few hours so we're really tired and then go to sleep. It always seems like a pro Asian idea at the time but then we get up then next morning... Look up youtube videos, watch some anime, play some chess or pokemon e.t.c

Others do it for the social contact. People always are a lot more open at 12 midnight. It's like the lack of sleep makes us let our guard down. You can get so much more out of a person when they're tired. It's like...

interrogator: "Who do you like"
Me: "what"

Now if its like 9PM it'd be an instant reflex "NOBODY!"

But if its midnight it'd be like

interrogator: like who would want to spend your final hours with
me: Um... I don't know ... no one really
interrogator: you would want to spend your final hours with no one?
me: well no...
interrogator: Well who then.... you can trust me!
me: well... i guess... you...

DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF US ASIAN AND LETTING OUR GUARD DOWN. ITS AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.

=.= I'M WATCHING YOU!





There's always the gamers. It's a lot less common in year 12 now, but it literally use to be.

"Hey, Jackson come play DotA with us."
"Nah, parents still awake, you guys go ahead, I'll finish up some work."

And then you're in a game coming to a crucial moment, everyone is typing frantically. And then.

xxxxx has left the game.

INSTANTLY the messages would pop up.

"His parents woke up." (needs to go to toilet or something
"Pwned."
"Don't expect to him to play with us in the next few months."


Then there are those who study in the middle of the night. Think about it. Everyone's asleep. No one (except your Asian friends) are awake nor are they on MSN. You are quite literally in a distraction free zone. Awesome? Yeah I think so!

So, R, thats why we don't sleep until the wee hours of the morning. To everyone else get your 8 hours of zzz and don't follow us Asians.

~Golduck~


2 comments:

Ray said...

JACKSON COULD THIS BLOG POSSIBLY BE DEDICATED TO SOME GIRL? :O

Justin said...

like ray's comment hehehe
o and your blog :)